Do not shoot an alien
Bob the astronaut went into a big cave on the planet Borgazorg to hopefully discover a new species. The cave was dark and scary, the walls were dry, and clay-like with rocks. Bob was wearing a state of the art, Nosar, teal astronaut suit with a back pack and helmet. He also had his lucky (not so lucky today) black scarf. In his hand he had a Nosar 2.0 Teleportation Gun.
Bob heard a loud roar, and then from around the corner an alien appeared! The alien was huge and terrifying. It had long pointy toes and a massive mouth with more 60 sharp, triangular teeth. Bob shot the alien with his teleportation gun to try to capture him and put him into a secure Nosar location, but it bounced off the alien with no affect. Then Bob had no choice but to shoot himself with the teleportation device.
The alien was confused and sad because he didn’t get to eat his lunch.